My parents shared this great one liner with me, "honey attracts more bees then vinegar"
Well, I learned pretty quickly, I might have been a 50% dick but there are bigger dicks in this world, which is really sad. So I made this little helpful list to help us partial dicks be less dickish.
How to know if you’re a dick:
- You're late to a meeting and you don't apologize
- You tell someone they are going like what your are saying (when your saying something they hate)
- When you say a joke, and nobody laughs except you
- When you start a conversation with, "I just want to be clear with everyone, I'm not actually going to DO any work. I am just here to facilitate."
- When you truly think you are better then everyone else in the room at everything
- When you see other people "always in the way" rather then helpful
- When you don't know its your co-workers birthday
- When someone does something nice for you and you don't say thank you
- When you focus on your own personal accomplishments rather then your teams
- When you're playing a LAN game and you view your team mates as Cannon Fodder and you say it to their face, and then laugh.. Yeah.. Oops